Quotes, Quotes, Quotes! /// The Quote Quota, Part 1

An idea I had for a blog post/series way before I even began The Steadfast Post was one of various quotes. I would just share random quotes that I like--whether they were from books, movies/TV shows, video games, or even YouTube videos--and stick a bunch of them in one post. So that's what I'm doing today!

(Because I had no other idea, so please bear with me.)

I'm not sure how long this post will be. I guess it all depends on how many quotes I can remember or find. Let's begin!


Tigger: "Sssay, where's the propeller on this thing?"
Rabbit: "Tigger, trains don't have propellers! Though it does seem to be missing its rudder."
-"The Good, the Bad, and the Tigger" episode of The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh


Undyne: "Woah!! A fancy restaurant!?"
Papyrus: "Pshhhhhht. Who needs that! Your friends are great chefs!"
Undyne: "Well, maybe our cooking abilities aren't exactly perfect. Nah!!! They totally are!!! Eat up, punk!!"
(You hear spaghetti thwap against the receiver.)
-a phone call with Undyne and Papyrus in Undertale

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Gideon: "Oh, what a glorious day!!!!! I can swim on my car!!!!!!!!!"
-from my friend's LEGO Message Boards story Purple Alligator Island


*Brickgirl sits on throne*
Brickgirl: "Where are those pesky guards? They're always gone, running off somewhere and not tending to their duty!"
*four guards rush in*
Batmanfan: "Sorry we're late, Your Highness."
Mtown: "The traffic was terrible . . ."
WarioMan: ". . . the drive-through was slow . . ."
Koren: ". . . and the coffee tasted like mud!"
*Brickgirl facepalms*
Batmanfan: "Your Majesty! You'll bruise yourself if you keep that up."
Brickgirl: "And you'll be imprisoned if you don't stay quiet!"
Mtown, WarioMan, and Koren: "Oh oh oh, she's going to lock you up, and then--"
Brickgirl: "What're you doing?!"
Koren: "Being a quartet, of course."
Batmanfan: "Um, then I should've joined in."
WarioMan: "You can if you want."
Mtown: "Always room for another."
Brickgirl: "No singing! Just find my advisor, and do it NOW!"
-from my LMBs story Brickman's Businesses: A Sitcom


Steve: "I could do this all day."
-Captain America: The First Avenger and Captain America: Civil War


All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes, a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.
-The Fellowship of the Ring


Roz: "I'm watching you, Wazowski. Always watching. Always."
-Monsters, Inc.


Fawful: "Hah! Now taste the finale, when carelessness opens the door to a comeback not expected by you! Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!"
-Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga

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Dan: "They're going to lose their souls? But they're cups!"
-from DanTDM's first Cuphead video


Barbossa: "Why, thank ye, Jack."
Jack: "You're welcome."
Barbossa: "Not you. We named the monkey Jack."
-Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl


Garmadon: "I swore I'd never return to this place."
Jay: "You know, you should never swear. It's a sign of weak verbal skills."
-"The Invitation" episode of Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu


Sammy: "Sheep, sheep, sheep, it's time for sleep. Rest your head. It's time for bed. In the morning, you may wake. Or in the morning, you'll be dead."
-Chapter 2 of Bendy and the Ink Machine


Mark: "Little piggy, no no, little piggy, go home!"
-from many of Markiplier's Outlast videos


Brent: "First of all, do you know what shipping means?"
Kirby: "Um, it's when you put a parcel in the mail, and it travels abroad."
-from one of Brent Miller's interview videos with Kirby Morrow


Indy: "Hidden in the caverns deep . . . lies the jewel's . . . ma-marvelous keep."
Mutt: "Keep. Marvelous. Heh heh . . . Strange words that are put together."
-from a LEGO Indiana Jones video I made


Patrick: "So you see, God is like a shamrock."
Crowd: "Oh great shamrock, you are powerful and--"
Patrick: "No no no no no. This is simply a metaphor."
Crowd: "Oh great metaphor--"
-VeggieTales' St. Patrick's Day video


Robot 1: "Hey, watch it, butterfingers! These fuel cannisters can explode."
Robot 2: "Sorry, it's my first day on the job."
*laser beams start firing on the mining station*
Robot 2: *strangely calm* "Oh no, what's that?" *points at the giant fire now blazing*
-"Ordeal of Fire" episode from the LEGO Hero Factory show


"One day, I swear that I will make you proud
And someday, I know that I will
I will live this down.
One day, I swear that all my fears will drown
And someday, I know that I will
I will make you proud."
-from "One Day" by MDK


"Yes, I know that I'm the only person that can change me
Maybe that's why I ain't changing."
-from "Face It" by NF


"The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why."
-Mark Twain


"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I--
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference."
-from "The Road Not Taken" by Robert Frost

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"If at first you don't succeed,
Try, try, try again."
-proverb by William Edward Hickson


"First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out--
Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out--
Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out--
Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me--and there was no one left to speak for me."
-"First they came . . ." by Martin Niemoller


Mac: "Hey, you're eating by the fire! That's disgusting!"
Jake: "Well, so did you."
*awkward pause*
Mac: ". . . What?"
Jake: "I said, so did you!"
-from a LEGO Pharaoh's Quest video I made with Kaitlyn


Gideon: "Oh dear, oh dear, what have we here.
Looks like Sergeant Brickman is in trouble,
Stuck under rubble?
The zookeepers must go and help!
I can just hear Zapty yelp!
But I, the mighty unemployed minifig,
Will stay right here chewing on a twig.
Dear oh dear,
I'll stay right here.
I'll let those zookeepers run off like a mouse,
While I stay safe and sound . . . in my house!"
Me: "Oh my. That was a lot of unnecessary poetry."
-conversation between me and my friend on the LMBs


Alice: "This is impossible."
Mad Hatter: "Only if you believe it is."
-Alice in Wonderland


"A writer is a world trapped in a person."
-Victor Hugo


Lloyd: "On a scale of one to ten, how bad is it?"
Garmadon: "Oh, I'd say it's about a seven . . . point . . . arm ripped off."
-The LEGO Ninjago Movie


Ghirahim: "Still . . . it hardly seems fair, being of my position, to take all of my anger out of you. Which is why I promise not to upfront murder you . . . No, I'll just beat you within an inch of your life!"
-The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword


Korg: "I'm made of rocks. You don't need to be afraid unless you're made of scissors."
-Thor: Ragnarok


Jack: "SPEEEED IS KEEEEY!"
-from many of Jacksepticeye's Happy Wheels videos

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Dez: *answering the phone groggily* "Hello?" *realizes he's holding his starfish* *totally chipper* "Why'd I put my starfish next to my starfish phone?" *answers the phone and immediately reverts to being groggy again* "Hello?"
-an episode of Austin and Ally


Frank: "Chase, my horse is stuck in reverse! Plus, it's missing its head and has a really weird-looking butt!"
Chase: "That's because you're sitting on it backwards, Frank."
Frank: "OOOOOH, that explains why it didn't like that apple I tried to feed it."
-LEGO City Undercover


Hook: "I'm just a humble blacksmith."
-"The Crocodile" from Once Upon a Time


Barry: "How do we keep messing things up when all we want to do is help?"
Harry: "I dunno. But you did once tell me that you have to trust that in the long run, the decisions you make are the right ones."
Barry: "Yep."
Harry: "I was always too good at forgiving myself, Allen. And you were never good enough."
-"Magenta" from The Flash


(It's a dirty sock with a series of notes on it.)
Papyrus: "Sans! Please pick up your sock!"
Sans: "ok."
Papyrus: "Don't put it back down! Move it!"
Sans: "ok."
Papyrus: "You moved it two inches! Move it to your room!"
Sans: "ok."
Papyrus: "And don't bring it back!"
Sans: "ok."
Papyrus: "It's still here!"
Sans: "didn't you just say not to bring it back to my room?"
Papyrus: "Forget it!"
-a note conversation between Papyrus and Sans in Undertale


Broque: "Monsieur! You 'ave zee odor of a gentleman! Ah, oui! It wafts! And a gentleman 'elps zee needy! Surely you 'ave zis credo, oui?"
Bowser: "BAH HA HA! Whatever you're smelling isn't me, pal! I don't do charity! I'm too busy for this!" *turns to leave*
Broque: "STOP, I AM BEGGING YOU! Good Monsieur Turtle Bits! You who I am not smelling!"
-Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story


"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
-Edmund Burke

And that's the end of it! What'd you think of it? Would you like to see this become a series, albeit a drawn-out one? Which quote was your favorite, or did you have several? Got any good/humorous/inspiring quotes to share with the rest of us?